Casual Slaughters by James Quince
published 1935
How could you not want to read a book where one of the
chapter headings is ‘A Fat Man in Bed’? I have listed all the chapter titles
at the end of this post, as it seemed to me to be the archetypal structure for
a Golden Age village mystery.
Casual Slaughters is
splendid, I really enjoyed it. JJ did it last week over at The
Invisible Event: I had never heard of James Quince or this book. I read
his review, downloaded it, read it, and here’s my post. If only it was always
that simple and quick.
Jim only gave it 3 stars, because he is stricter on the
subject of detection that I am – I will forgive a lot for a book that makes me
laugh without being a comic crime caper, and this one was hilarious. Martin
Edwards featured it as a forgotten book over on his blog Doyouwriteunderyourownname
– but that was more than 10 years ago, so it isn’t being revived in a hurry.
It is a very classic village mystery, set in the Devon village
of Bishop’s Pecheford, narrated by a local gent, Blundell, who is a chicken farmer,
and well in with the local rector. When the policeman turns up from Scotland Yard,
they make friends and Inspector Lawless actually stays in Blundell’s house.
The story gets going in the churchyard, where the
sexton is set to ‘levelling the mounds’ on the graves. The first one he comes
to – this happens:
“’Tis Sarah Mant. Her’ve come
out of her coffin.”
“Come out of her coffin?” The
Rector took this surprising news with complete calm. “Come out of her coffin?
Well, well, she shouldn’t have done that. What makes you think Sarah has taken
such a rash step? Is she walking?”
But of course as experienced crime story readers – see for example
Dorothy
L Sayers’ The Nine Tailors from the previous year – we know that it won’t be
Sarah, the legitimate resident, it will be someone else. And it is the headless
corpse of a man.
“Remember, Barlow,” I said,
“that the poor remains lying here are those of a fellow-creature.”
“Ay, but they ain’t no call to
lay top of poor old Sarah Mant. Wouldn’t ’a dared to do it so long as her was
alive.” At that the doctor again guffawed.
Village life is quite exciting even apart from murder –
there is a whist drive: ‘the nearest approach to a religious ceremony that we
have.’
And then there was a visiting circus recently
Do you remember that
Circus—Sampson’s, wasn’t it came here in the autumn? Now, just when did it
come? I can get the exact date because I baptized the clown’s baby—”
Sadly the circus doesn’t feature nearly enough – it’s
thought the body might be one of the workers, but no. (The worker seems to
change his name from Henry to John or Jake during the course of this). Though
there is an enjoyable if brief picture of the fascination of the circus for the
villagers, the young man cutting a swathe through village maidens, and fighting
with each other.
And then there is a Flower Show, a key event in the village
calendar – very much as in Sheila Pim’s books
set in Ireland, written 10-15 years later. (They are very similar in their
charming and funny view of the world.)
The policeman down from that London is dressed in ‘well-cut,
well-worn tweeds’ – very much a Golden Age phrase, and one that annoys me,
though it always safe to say that a one dressed like that will not be a
villain.
There is a brief mention of tithes in the book – it also comes
up in The Nine Tailors – the archaic system by which at this time the Church
of England was financed.
There is a blacksmith who is of a traditional build:
Vinnicombe sat down. If you
can imagine a York ham glowing with conscious rectitude you will know what he
looked like.
It is true that most of the detection is not a serious
matter, though there are absolute scenes when the members of the Parish Council
are sent out in pairs to interview other villagers. They learn next to nothing,
but the conversations are wonderful.
I would be predisposed to this book anyway because I have considerable
form with graveyards and coffins:
- Guardian
article on digging up bodies
- countless
other posts
featuring such goings on
- repetition
of my favourite quotation from James Thurber, eg
here.
There is a wonderful gravedigger in one of Angela Thirkell’s books August Folly, here, who made me think of AE Houseman and Thomas Hardy. (And I nicked the picture for this post, it is from the National Library of Wales via Wikimedia Commons and shows Dick Nancy, a gravedigger from Ruthin in North Wales.)
'Clown and policemen', top picture, does not show any scene from the book, but was so very appropriate that I felt I had to use it. From Tyne and Wear Museums, who say they have no info on the picture.
The array of vegetables is - obviously – not from 1935, but a splendid picture from modern day East Lothian. As we all know, it’s not (on the whole) the flowers that bring trouble and dishonesty to the village Show, but the vegetables: and that is what happens here. (Not, obv, among the respectable people of East Lothian, but in the book)
And another modern picture of a Devon church and graveyard,
Woodbury, with suitable tower and no walking corpses, taken by David
Smith.
List of chapter titles:
Chapter I The Fateful Resolution
Chapter II The Dead Hand
Chapter III A Fat Man in Bed
Chapter IV Enter Inspector Lawless
Chapter V The Flower Show
Chapter VI Tracing the Taxi
Chapter VII An Impostor
Chapter VIII The Coming of the Fear
Chapter IX The P.C.C. Plans
Chapter X A Legacy from Scotland Yard
Chapter XI What the Gardener Knew
Chapter XII The P.C.C. as Sleuth
Chapter XIII Ministering Angel
Chapter XIV The Trouser-Leg Clue
Chapter XV By One and Two and Three
Chapter XVI The Final Session
Chapter XVII Mounds For Ever!
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At the mention of comparison with Sheila Pim I hurried to Abe Books - very excited to find a copy at £3.97 - then I noticed the £83.33 shipping from USA ... what a pity it's not been picked up for the British Library series.
ReplyDeleteHow's Mr Blundell's chicken farm going? Between-the-wars British fiction seems to be full of them, almost all going downhill fast.
Top picture is both funny and creepy, also very familiar and I couldn't think why, until I realised you'd also used it on your post about Ben Aaronovitch's "Rivers of London". As for Dick Nancy, I wonder who decided that he and his pickaxe should be photographed in what seems to be a parlour setting. Surely the photographer would have had a more outdoorsy backdrop available?
Sovay
In the first chapter, Blundell describes himself as "An axed Lieutenant Commander living precariously on Rhode Island Reds." One assumes he does not prosper.
DeleteSovay: I picked it up on Kindle for 99p. I know many people have issues with Kindle (& Amazon) but as well as the convenience for reading, there are many many books you can get there which have not been republished on paper - it obviously costs a lot less, it's not taking much of a chance for the publisher.
DeleteI am very impressed that you recognized the top picture! I knew I had used it before, but couldn't for the life of me remember, I had to search for it.
I quite like the gravedigger's being in an odd setting....
Ah - “Lieutenant Commander”! Chicken farming does seem to have attracted ex-service men with a small amount of capital and a sudden need to find a new way of making a living.
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Shay: he seems to be doing all right, but as you say, there is perhaps no successful chicken farmer in the whole of between-the-wars fiction. It was virtually shorthand for disastrous economic decisions.
DeleteBefore the first world war, there was an exotic variation: people went off to run ostrich farms in far-flung places, because of the huge demand for feathers for hats. The of course fashions changed, and these people were stuck in their miserable farm, far from home... (I don't suppose it happened to many people, but I was much struck by the idea)
I don’t have issues with Kindle per se, but unfortunately reading large amounts of text on screen causes problems with my eyes, so I avoid it as far as possible. I shall have to consider whether to break my usual rule …
DeleteTop picture is quite disconcerting, those furry legs look very real!
Sovay
Yes they do! It is a very strange picture, and so odd that there is no info about it...
DeleteWhen I was getting ready to return to mufti, I was for some reason convinced that running off to join Médecins Sans Frontières as one of their logistics staff was the perfect post-military career. Cooler heads prevailed.
DeleteFull of admiration for anyone who does that!. It is major life decision time I guess, and strikes people in different ways
DeleteI too am very impressed that you even considered Médecins Sans Frontières.
DeleteFor many of the new chicken-farmers post-World War One I suppose it wasn't so much a deliberate decision to leave the services - their country had needed them and now it didn't any longer ...
Sovay
It's a fact of life - soldiers are needed during the war, and they are politely waved off afterwards. I always think there were those who were longing to go, couldnt wait, and other who had found purpose in life, and might have liked to stay on
Delete"I too am very impressed that you even considered Médecins Sans Frontières." In retrospect It was driven by a strong aversion to returning to civilian life after 20 years.
DeleteI can see that. It must have been quite the transition.
DeleteI compromised by getting accepted to a two-year graduate program at a local university. It allowed me to ease back in to normality, as it were.
DeleteWhat subject?
DeleteCan I just say, Moira, that I love that name for the inspector: Inspector Lawless! It's inspired. And I can see how you enjoyed this so much. What a great example of a village mystery, and it's got the whole graveyard bit woven in, too. I'd not read anything by Quince before, but perhaps I should...
ReplyDeleteIsn't it splendid? I did enjoy so many minor details of the book. Quince didnt write much, which is a real shame.
DeleteOne of the Flavia de Luce books features a tomb holding the wrong kind of body. I think it's Speaking Among the Bones.
ReplyDeleteI feel another list coming on! A while back I did a post on tombs and monuments in books, but I failed to consider the question of the extra bodies... I'm sure there are many more.
DeleteThis sounds great fun. I don't know the author's work but will bear it in mind. When Sara's body moves around I thought of Jack Trevor Storey's book and Hitchcock's film ' The trouble with Harry'. Different seting and story but sounds an equally bizarre comedy. Great choice of images, as usual. Thank you
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kind words. Yes, extra bodies in graves, AND bodies that move around are both good tropes.
DeleteAnd of course, the person who finds a body, calls the police, and the body has gone when they arrive. These collected Moving Bodies will make quite the list...
There’s Edmund Crispin’s “The Moving Toyshop” for one, in which not only the body but the crime scene has disappeared by the time the police arrive. The body, incidentally, is that of an elderly woman … nearly SIXTY!
DeleteSovay
I haven't read the Moving Toyshop though Christopher Fowler mentioned it as an inspiration for his book The Victoria vanishes and I love his work, so I am going to follow that up. I am laughing at the elderly near 60 year old.
DeleteThe Moving Toyshop is definitely a good read.
DeleteWe were just talking yesterday (at the Bodies from the Library conference in London) about certain crime writers' mind-boggling view of what is meant by 'old' - Ngaio Marsh is particularly prone to being rude about women in the prime of life.
I’ve really enjoyed some of Christopher Fowler’s Bryant and May series (others drift a bit closer to horror than I’m comfortable with, as do some of Ben Aaronovitch’s “Rivers of London” series referenced above) – don’t think I’ve tried “The Victoria Vanishes” though.
DeleteI have an idea that the first victim in Agatha Christie's "The ABC Murders" is also described as an old woman but turns out to be under 60. Not one of my favourite Christies though so I haven't got a copy at present and can't check.
Sovay
The age-ism was rampant, but obviously didn't particularly strike people at the time. We might have to try to establish the youngest age at which a crime story female character is described as old, aged, ancient.
DeleteI was passing the library this evening so called in for a glance at “The ABC Murders” - as I thought: ‘An old woman of the name of Ascher who keeps a little tobacco and newspaper shop has been found murdered.’ Then a page or two later: ‘What age of a woman was she?’ ‘Close on sixty …’
DeleteSovay
terrible! And Christie was 45 when she wrote that, you'd think she'd know better. More excuse if she's been 25.
DeleteI downloaded this since it's only 99p on Kindle, and enjoyed it very much indeed. The Rector was particularly good so in a way it wasn't surprising that the author was ordained himself. And no surprise that the dodgy doctor doesn't end well.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Sovay that chicken farming seems a quintessential between the wars enterprise. Weren't Mary Whitaker and Vera Findlater going in for poultry farming in Unnatural Death?
Yes, I didn't mention enough what a great character the Rector was. And see my comments above for the red flags that chicken-farming sets off. I'd forgotten that about Unnatural Death, I think you are right.
DeleteInspector Lawless here has been in correspondence with our narrator on the subject of chicken farming before the murder took place. Thus confirming they are both the right types.
If this were that sort of blog, I'd be shipping the Rector and the Parish Nurse. He certainly resected her and she seems like the sort of person who would excel as a country clergyman's wife.
DeleteEXcellent idea! They were both splendid characters
DeleteOh, I must read this! Yes, chicken-farming, and also, I think, growing mushrooms was another doomed enterprise. Chrissie
ReplyDeleteI think you will enjoy. And yes, all those ex-soldiers in awful-sounding cottages, with a char woman coming in. And no confidence they will make any money.
DeleteI suppose it's the rural equivalent of the little stationery shops or tobacconsists that city people took on (as in another recent post)
Another moving body is in The Green Man, an Ealing comedy with Alasdair Sim, George Cole, and Terry Thomas among others. The body is found and then lost out of a grand piano and a car boot in turn.
ReplyDeleteGreat one for the list!
DeleteI also bought this for 99p on Kindle, and loved the portrayal of village life, especially the Flower Show. When I was young my mother organised the annual show for the local gardens and allotments association, and you would not believe the things that went on - there were always allegations of theft and sabotage, and accusations that produce had been purchased rather than grown!
ReplyDeleteDone it again, sorry!
DeleteThey are such a feature of villages, both in real life and in books. Now I'm wondering if they have the same reputation for intrigue and skulduggery in other countries?
DeleteRex Stout wrote a murder at the NYC Flower Show in "Black Orchids," but that covered hanky panky among professional gardeners, not amateurs.
DeleteInteresting question - is that worse or better? Equally unsurprising, anyway.
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