Heyho for Smugglers’ Rest

 


I started thinking about smuggling after the recent re-read of 

The Unknown Ajax by Georgette Heyer

Smuggling is one of those crimes that sounds more romantic and dashing than it probably is, and some of us can’t get over a childhood spent reading Enid Blyton and similar, where the incidence of smugglers, and places called perhaps Smugglers’ Cove, or the Smugglers’ Inn, or Smugglers’ Rest, seemed to exceed their numbers in real life.



Most of the smuggling on the blog in the past has been drug smuggling, which nobody sees as sophisticated and glamorous – though we managed two full entries on the way ridiculous plotlines are brought into play. Here and here. So now we’ll look at some other goings-on…

The Heyer book takes quite a surprising line on the crime. Smuggling is seen as a harmless pastime, everyone turns a blind eye – they drink smuggled brandy in the big house. High-jinks and fun for the lads, and why should we all pay taxes? But the undoubted hero of the book, the man with principles and a solid centre, argues strongly against that – Hugo has been a soldier in the Napoleonic Wars (the date is 1817) and he says:

“There were two things smuggled out of the country, and into France, while we were at war with Boney… guineas, and information… It was English gold that kept the First Empire above hatches. Boney used to encourage smugglers. He came by a deal of information…’

Which was interesting.

However in the final (wonderful) dramatic scenes his qualms disappear in order to save his cousin: the whole book is aimed at diddling the Revenue and making one poor officer’s life a misery – even though he is wholly in the right. I would expect nothing else of the deeply class-conscious (and tax-resisting) Heyer. But it’s a shame when she has done such a good job of explaining the economics and pros and cons of smuggling, and – at the risk of sounding priggish - it very slightly spoils the otherwise superb final drama. See my post.




Next, Rudyard Kipling (blog favourite) has an excellent poem called The Smugglers’ Song, which you can find here in full:

A Smuggler’s Song – The Kipling Society

Them that ask no questions isn't told a lie.

Watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

     Five and twenty ponies,

     Trotting through the dark–

     Brandy for the Parson,

    'Baccy for the Clerk.

Laces for a lady; letters for a spy,

And watch the wall, my darling, while the Gentlemen go by!

The Gentlemen being the smugglers. And, note, as Heyer’s hero says, there is information going back and forth in the ‘letters for a spy’.

A great favourite book of mine as a child, and still now, was always Moonfleet by J Meade Falkner, and smuggling is a key element of the plot. The hiding of the smuggled liquor and the banging of the coffins under the church still bring a thrill to my heart. A wonderful book.

On the practice of letting donkeys at Brighton to the ladies by day & to the smugglers at night...


Daphne Du Maurier’s Jamaica Inn is really the smugglers’ handbook – I mean, the title tells you that – and also the handbook for young women who like a bad boy. Just thinking about it brings a smile to the face.

Smuggling plays a big role in Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo – a book I am coming to soon…  ‘Smuggling is a profitable trade, when a certain degree of vigour and intelligence is employed.’

I’ve already had a few suggestions from readers - some already mentioned and others completely new to me. Constance/CLM says:

There are some classic smuggler stories - [du Maurier's] Frenchman's Creek, Jamaica Inn (which I prefer), Watch the Wall, My Darling (Jane Aiken Hodge), and one I just read and liked called The Sea Child (Linda Wilgus). The Maplin Bird [KM Peyton] features another willful young man like Richmond with a ship and no father to keep him in line. I recommend it if you haven't read it (you know how much I love Peyton, Moira!).


For legal reasons I feel I must say that these are boys at summer camp, not actual smugglers

More modern smuggling can take a different look.

In Nancy Mitford’s Love in a Cold Climate, 1949 but set in the 1930s, we have this about a young woman’s very upmarket debutante ball:

Polly wore a white satin dress with pink roses at the bosom and a pink lining to the sash (touches of pink as the Tatler said), chosen in Paris for her by Mrs Chaddesley Corbett and brought over in the [diplomatic] bag by some South American diplomat, a friend of Lady Montdore’s, to save duty, a proceeding of which Lord Montdore knew nothing and which would have perfectly horrified him had he known.

 


And the same issue (well, not exactly) comes up in Paul Gallico’s Mrs Harris Goes to Paris, 1958 so nearly ten years later, about a charwoman who saves up for a Pairs couture dress. When she is coming back through customs, she is in danger of being charged a huge amount of duty, which she cannot afford. The solution to this actually very clever, and kind of fair enough.

 

 

So - load up your ponies and flash the lantern three times to attract my attention as you bring out your smuggling scenes in books. Which ones have I missed? Please put them in the comments to add to the list.


 Pub sign in Pevensey in Sussex

File:The Smugglers sign - geograph.org.uk - 2104941.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

On the practice of letting donkeys at Brighton to the ladies by day & to the smugglers at night - NYPL Digital Collections

Marine view back of the Isle of Wight. Revenue cutter in chase of a smuggler - NYPL Digital Collections

The smugglers' den. - NYPL Digital Collections

Comments

  1. the Kipling poem accompanies a short story in one of the wonderful Puck books with another poem "Poor Honest Men", lamenting the woes of honest seamen.
    I'm surprised you don't mention Russell Thorndike's Doctor Syn, a parson/smuggler (with interludes as a pirate), portrayed on film by Patrick McGoohan.

    -Roger

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    1. ... and the Kipling stories are also set in Napoleonic times - Boney himself appears in one of them.

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    2. Dr Syn was also played in movies by George Arliss and Peter Cushing (whose character had a different name due to Disney's owning the rights to Christopher Syn). Those portrayals were probably closer to the original than McGoohan's because Disney made the story much family-friendlier, and smuggling was definitely a good-guy's game. (Not to knock McGoohan or the film, which was a fond childhood memory of mine. "Scarecroow, Scarecro-oow....")

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    3. As a Patrick McGoohan-completist I looked out for Dr Syn. Patrick McGoohan does show a certain menace, for all Disney's approval of family entertainment.
      Thorndike's books had a curious route to Disneyification - I think they weren't published in the USA when they were written and an American pirated them and then sold them on to Disney.

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    4. I think I was quite right to leave Dr Syn to the experts! Thanks for all the info. Patrick McGoohan playing a parson/smuggler/pirate is an idea to boggle the mind. I have read something, but the films had passed me by...

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    5. I think an American author actually used Thorndike's in a book of his own, that was more the basis for the Disney film (which was aired in the US on a television show in 3 parts, but shown overseas as a feature film). The Cushing film was called Night Creatures and is probably closest to Thorndike's book. Thorndike did a series of books about Syn/Clegg, too.

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    6. A whole fictional world that I am not up to speed on...

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    7. A theatre devotee I knew thought McGoohan was the best stage actor he'd ever seen. He did Ibsen's Brand in the 1950s and the whole performance was an astonishing cadenza. There was a TV version, which is worth seeing, but it could never have the effect of a stage performance.

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    8. Oh fascinating, I wouldn't have guessed that.
      To be very trite, was he someone who should have found a better stage name? McGoohan always sounds like a slapstick music-hall artiste.

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    9. McGoohan was asked about his name, and said that to change it would be to dishonor his father. He had some strong beliefs that seem unusual for an actor.

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    10. Refused to kiss anyone on stage or camera, becuase he was married, and and the whole performance in Brand was called an astonishing crescendo. of course

      -Roger.

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    11. This is all fascinating and I had no idea!
      I guessed the comment was from you, Roger, and thought this must be some special use of cadenza that I didn't know but you did.

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  2. We have many a smugglers tale at Dean St Press! Most recently, The Windy Side of the Law by Sara Woods involving heroin smuggling and amnesia after a trip abroad. Also (I may have neglected some here): The Case of the Missing Minutes and The Case of the Extra Man by Christopher Bush, The Crime Coast by Elizabeth Gill and Rolling Stone by Patricia Wentworth.

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    1. I think The Catherine Wheel by Wentworth also involved smuggling, or at least the inn itself was an old smugglers' base.

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    2. I knew you would! Great list. I'm going to have to move on to Wentworth's non-Silver books soon, so good to have one to start with.
      Marty I can't remember the plot of The Catherine Wheel, but I'm sure you're right it was a smugglers' haunt...

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    3. IIRC you did a post on The Catherine Wheel and you noted that our Miss Silver was being uncharacteristically pushy!

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    4. Thank you - you sent me back to read the post and i enjoyed it enormously, particularly this:
      'It was less crime, and more a kind of West Country Smugglers’ Gothic, and greatly inferior to Daphne du Maurier’s Jamaica Inn of 1936, which it rather suspiciously resembles, down to a niece trying to stick with her aunt in the midst of great crimes. DduM didn’t try to insert a genteel houseparty into the inn, to be fair.'

      West Country Smugglers' Gothic! - What a great genre

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    5. I’m currently distracting myself from the state of the world by reading all the Miss Silver books in order – I could have sworn I’d read them all at least once, but Grey Mask was new to me and The Catherine Wheel (which I haven’t got to yet) is also ringing no bells at all, based on this description.

      I’m making notes about Miss S’s background and the evolution of her appearance and setting – the bare office of Grey Mask came as a bit of a shock (and more so because the partition between the office and waiting room isn’t soundproof – the Miss Silver we know wouldn’t put up with that for a second).

      Sovay

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    6. I've just reread my post on Grey Mask, and find I remember very little about it, other than my objection to the young heiress wearing a serge coat. I was thinking I might have to read through them all again (desperate times, as you say) but perhaps heading for the non-Silver ones instead - I think there's quite a few I haven't read.

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    7. Grey Mask is the least characteristic of all the Miss Silver books, I think. I got the feeling that Wentworth just had a vague conception of the character in her head. And the wait of nine years years until the next book--it's as if Miss Silver needed a gestation period!

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    8. She doesn't really start to be herself until Lonesome Road. I had a distinct idea that it was the Horrible Affair of the Poisoned Caterpillars that launched her on her new investigative career, but no - the HA of the PCs takes place in 1939 (just before Danger Point), eleven years after the publication of Grey Mask.

      Sovay

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    9. And there is no mention of the career as a governess in Grey Mask, that was a later addition.
      Weird parallel with Miss Marple, who also arrived and then was put in cold storage for more than ten years.
      I think the Poisoned Caterpillars shows Wentworth's occasionally visible splendid sense of humour. Is it the Giant Sumatra Rat of the oeuvre? The world not ready for these stories.

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  3. Even the very respectable Milly Sanders indulged in a little light smuggling in Muriel Spark's A far cry from Kensington. She'...bought a blue flowered toque in Paris, into the high crown of which she stuff some bottles of scent, successfuly to wear on her return through the customs.'. People in books seem fearless about smuggling life's little luxuries.

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    1. Oh that's excellent, I had forgotten that, and just love the thought of the high hat!
      Linda in Mitford's Pursuit of Love smuggles her dog through customs, even though it is very noisy.

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  4. Jamaica Inn almost makes one hanker to be a smuggler, well, in the romatic past, not today. I need to re-read it soon.

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    1. Exactly, you sum up the way smuggling is perceived. Dashing and exciting...

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    2. There were the blockade-runners in the US Civil War. I think Rhett Butler was one of those? Of course they were vital to the Confederacy, but also had that "dashing" reputation.

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    3. Gun-running is a more sinister form of smuggling, I remember a Columbo episode in which the villain was smuggling guns to Ireland. (Supposedly Irish-Americans in large East Coast cities did that kind of business, but I'm not sure if that was really the case.) And of course arms are still being smuggled today. Anyone see The Night Manager?

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    4. Yes, I think gun-running forms its own subset of smuggling.
      Yes I enjoyed the Night Manager as high spec tosh...

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  5. I loved Watch the Wall, My Darling by Jane Aiken Hodge. The Case of the Terrified Typist by Erle Stanley Gardner is about smuggling diamonds, Death on the Agenda by Patricia Moyes is about an international police conference on smuggling narcotics, Deadman's Bay by Leonard Knight is about drug smuggling along the coast of Wales, Whiskey River by Loren D. Estleman is about smuggling liquor during Prohibition. My Father's House by Joseph O'Connor is a fictionalized account of a Vatican priest who led the smuggling of people out of Italy during World War II.

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    1. I haven't read any of these except the Moyes (& I had forgotten the connection) so thank you for excellent contributions.

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    2. Oh Whiskey River is among my all-time favorite crime fiction works. And My Father's House is so tense in places I read the ending to make sure everyone survived.

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    3. That's a real recommendation! I'm looking up those two...

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  6. Susan D here
    Goodness, now that we’re started, this might be another comments marathon.

    As Aubrey mentioned above, people smuggling. The Scarlet Pimpernel. The Pied Piper (Nevil Shute).

    Also, a very nasty smuggler of guns and forged currency in Mary Stewart’s This Rough Magic.

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    1. Not sure if it was taken from a book, but a Leslie Howard film Pimpernel Smith modernized the setting to WW2. I'm not sure if it was proven, but Howard himself was said to be a spy which may have been the reason the Germans shot down the plane he was on, in 1943.

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    2. People-smuggling is a whole other area, plenty of opportunities there too.
      I hadn't heard that about Leslie Howard

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    3. Lots of books about smuggling immigrants across various borders these days. Brad Parks' newest The Flack addresses the subject.

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    4. That makes sense, though I haven't come across many. I will look out for them

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  7. Heyer's The Talisman Ring, a favourite of mine, also features smugglers - no censure from any of the characters except the excisemen, and one guest at the inn in which much of the story takes place is clearly planning to do serious business with the Gentlemen despite being a Justice of the Peace. In practice I suspect anyone who didn't watch the wall assiduously while they went by got very unromantic short shrift.

    Smuggling is what one might call a gateway crime in Patricia Moyes' Dead Men Don't Ski - the ringleader lures bored adventure-seekers into smuggling small valuables such as watches, then blackmails them into drug-running.

    Sovay

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    1. A few people mentioned Talisman Ring when i did the Heyer, I must reread, it must be 30+ years since I last did.
      It did seem to be completely endemic and at the very least winked at by everyone.

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  8. Of course, as well as smuggling IN books there is smuggling OF books - all those 1920s and 1930s literati asking their friends to tuck a copy of Ulysses or Lady Chatterley's Lover into their luggage on the way home from Paris.

    Sovay

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    1. In Vile Bodies Adam had his own (unpublished) novel confiscated by Customs Officers.
      There are letters from George Orwell apologising for mot being able to lend friends Henry Miller's books. The police knew he had them because he'd written about them and decided to retrospectively take them away.

      - Roger

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    2. In more recent years, both Spycatcher, and the Kitty Kelly books about the Royals had to be smuggled (without much difficulty it must be said) into the UK - someone I knew had such books sent by friends abroad with the cover of a different hardback on.
      I made someone's day by bringing back the Kelley from the US for a birthday present - she was quite Royalist, but loved the fact that she had a rare but famous book

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  9. Gladys Mitchell had a ridiculous smuggling plot in Adders on the Heath, I think. Involved switched ponies. I suspect she was being sarcastic about all the different ideas other writers used. Didn’t Marsh’s Last Ditch also use a silly smuggling story?

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    1. There’s a smuggling subplot in Mitchell’s The Saltmarsh Murders, with the interesting argument that if the character were smuggling alcohol, the whole village would be in on it, but as it’s only pornography nobody notices.
      Zoe

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    2. Honestly, smuggling brings out the worst in writers apparently, I think they are definitely the daftest plotlines.
      Love that line about the Saltmarsh villagers

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    3. I think Mitchell delighted in thinking up the most bizarre smuggling methods. I just came across another one involving sculptures, and I'm still not quite sure how it worked!

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    4. She didn't confine herself to smuggling for mad ideas! I usually finish her books not completely convinced I know exactly what happened and why. Doesn't stop me enjoying them of course.

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  10. "A Nice Derangement of Epipaths" by Ellis Peter features alcohol smugglers in contemporary times to when the book was written. Still portrayed very much as a socially acceptable thing, and as part of almost a game with the police.

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    1. I've not come across that one, seems interesting. That attitude to smuggling is so widespread in books that I feel it must reflect real life

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  11. The Cuckoo Tree, one of Joan Aiken’s The Wolves of Willoughby Chase series, has smuggling, including inland deliveries with a barge called the Gentleman’s Relish. This comes in handy for delivering secret documents and characters on the run.
    Zoe

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    1. I've never got on that well with Joan Aiken Hodge's books, but these references to her are making me think I should try her again

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  12. Another motive for smuggling can be found in the multi-faceted lives of the amazing Cook sisters, which I don't need to relate here because you've done so already, Moira. https://clothesinbooks.blogspot.com/2023/08/mary-burchell-aka-ida-cook-righteous.html

    Included in all their adventures was the act of smuggling valuable jewels out of Germany and Austria back home to England, sometimes by just pinning a flashy brooch to a plain cardigan (clearly just from Woolworth's) while on their many visits to European opera venues in the 1930s. That way, they were able to assist Jewish refugees, who, if they could leave the country at all, couldn't take any money or valuables with them.

    All related in their memoirs, Safe Passage.

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    1. Such an incredible story, moving and sad and heart-warming, and a wonderul book. Thanks for reminding us. Didn't they travel with no coats so they could come back in someone else's fur coat?

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  13. Christine Harding8 April 2026 at 15:43

    Agatha Christie”s Evil Under the Sun features a drug smuggler with a complicated system of white sails and red sails on his boat, depending on whether he”s coming or going. I think sh stole the idea from Theseus who was supposed to change the sails on his ship when he returned home to show if he’d slain the Minotaur or not.

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    1. Oh yes, I'd forgotten that one.
      It all sounds rather like that song 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree' 😉

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    2. There's rather more drug smuggling in Christie, isn't there? Peril at End House, and the Murder at the Victory Ball.

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    3. Or Tristan and Isolde, where the other Isolde lies that the sails are black.

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    4. Is it usually a side-plot in Christie? And, bless her, she doesn't usually go in for elaborate schemes, apart from the sails in Evil Under the Sun.
      Oh Tristan and Isolde: for me one of the most iconic legendary stories. I feel emotion just hearing their names.

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    5. I've always been a bit suspicious about Theseus "forgetting" to change the sails - his father the King sees the black sails, assumes Theseus is dead and Athens still in subjection to Crete, leaps to his death in despair - and suddenly Theseus is king ...

      Drugs feature in two of Agatha Christie's Labours of Hercules stories , and IIRC one of them involves training a dog as part of the distribution scheme.

      Sovay

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    6. You definitely have a crime fiction fan's brain Sovay!
      I'm always annoyed with people (fictional characters and others) who do stupid things based on incomplete information. And, similarly, Jephtha in the Bible. If you promise to sacrifice the first thing you see, you should think a bit harder about what that might be. (spoiler: in this case his daughter)

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  14. Christine Harding8 April 2026 at 16:18

    Also, The Case of the Famished Parson, by George Bellairs, has a similar theme, where coloured lights at a road works site are used to send signals to smugglers out at sea. I can only assume they must have had good eyesight! And what about the confusion caused to traffic?

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    1. That really doesn't sound like a good plan, goes into my catgory of ridiculous plotlines...

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  15. Thanks for the mention! Joan Aiken and Jane Aiken Hodge were sisters, both very talented but with different styles. Joan had a darker and quirkier side - I was very startled as a teen when someone opened a package and found a severed finger inside! The Wolves of Willoughby Chase is a classic and worth another read if you haven't read it lately. That series is an alternate history that went over my head as a child but I enjoy even more now. My favorite books by Jane are historicals set mostly in the Regency time frame and she lived in Lewes so knew Rye well. She also wrote a book about Heyer that is very enjoyable and one about Austen.

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    1. Right, well, this is really embarrassing, I think I have gone through my whole sentient life thinking they were the same person. I absolutely did not realize there were two of them! Mortifying. I will try to keep them straight now, with your helpful gloss...
      And I've read various by them, including the Heyer biography...

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    2. And both were the daughters of Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Conrad Aiken (1889–1973). Jane tended toward adult historical fiction and Joan toward fantasy and alternative universe books for children. Not sure I have ever read anything by Joan but I liked several of Jane's books.

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    3. Honestly, everything is making slightly more sense now! I think I thought it was one person writing under two different versions of her name - like Ian Banks and Laurie King who both insert an initital for certain books. I need to go back over their lists and see if (as I suspect) I like one of them much better than the other...
      The fact that I didn't even notice that there was Jane and Joan is equally embarrassing

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    4. Conrad Aiken was a friend of TSE. He wrote a memoir Ushant, of his father's murder-suicide of his mother, which had a drastic effect on him. I think he lived in Henry James's house in Rye at one time. He also mentored Malcolm Lowry - he was alcoholic himself, so whether he was quite appropriate...
      For all his qualities - his Selected Poems are good - he seems to have ended up as a kind of background figure in many peoples' lives.

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    5. I am trying to gather into my head what I know about Conrad Aiken (not much) so this is very helpful thank you. I think I know him more as a literary figure than a poet. I will look at his poems...

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  16. Nevil Shute's Trustee From The Toolroom has parents trying to smuggle their valuables without paying import tax, and the 'trustee' has to smuggle them back. The parents were idiots but the trustee was marvellous. And for an absolutely bonkers smuggling plot, there's Forest's The Thuggery Affair.

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    1. What an unusual title and plot, sounds intriguing.
      And yes - The Thuggery Affair I think is my least favourite of her books.

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  17. Lord Peter Wimsey takes on drug-smugglers (cocaine, IIRC) in "Murder Must Advertise."

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    1. Yes - a star player in my 'ludicrous ways of distributing illegal drugs' post. It's been troubling me for 40+ years.

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    2. The whole bright-young-things subplot seemed kind of ridiculous to me. Surely Wimsey was too old for that kind of nonsense? He was seeing Harriet by that time. Of course he was still incredibly fit (shades of Mrs Bradley)....

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    3. Willing to do anything to further his investigations...

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  18. I know of someone (who I hasten to add isn't anybody I work with or have worked with professionally in any capacity, just to make it super clear I'm not implicating any colleagues) who went to a certain county, found a glamorous pair of very antique military boots on a street stall that they absolutely had to have, but there was a rule in place that that county that you were forbidden to remove historical military artefacts of any description without reporting it/paying an enormous fine/bribe. The solution was to wear her longest skirt and literally walk the gorgeous boots out through the airport.

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    1. And we're talking 19th century (or maybe even 18th century, I don't really remember) so don't worry, they weren't jackboots or anything equally horribly associated

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    2. Oh that's a brilliant story, proper harmless smuggling...

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    3. Susan D again
      Yes, I can see how "harmless" might be the Bootlegger's defence.

      Though surely it's reasonable for countries to keep their historical artifacts within their borders, or at least keep track of them? Otherwise, next thing you know, they're all in the secret possession of self-centred foreign oligarchs. Or some tourist's boot closet with last year's Doc Martens.

      Still, I like the ideas popping up here, and I feel moved to smuggle the concept into a story. Not boots, of course. Or dogs. But something...

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  19. Poldark--I don't remember which book (and I do mean book, not TV series; I imprinted on the 1980s series, no longer remember it clearly, but cannot deal with the remake, apologies to anyone who loves it). Ross lets smugglers use his beach, and excise men are keeping an eye on things; normally Ross doesn't help out himself, but they're very short on cash, and when Excitement Ensues he has to hide not just in the priest hole but behind the false back to it, installed long ago by his reprobate father.

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    1. I LOVED those books and raced through them, and obvioulsy have zero memory of them now. Excellent plotline!

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