Printer’s Error by Gladys Mitchell
published 1939
There’s quite the story behind this one, which I should
have been blogging on months ago. I am involved in a Secret Santa with a number
of other Golden Age Detective fans, and we each provide a guide as to what kind
of thing we like, and anything we’re particularly looking for.
I said that the only book I really couldn’t find was this
one, but said ‘good luck with that’, I really wasn’t asking for it or expecting
it. I have been searching for it for ages, and it doesn’t even come up in very
expensive second-hand versions.
So imagine my delight when I received a PDF copy, sent on
Christmas Day via an honest broker third party to maintain the secrecy. I was
stunned and happy.
Shortly afterwards I sat down to read it. It seemed to
launch oddly, in the middle of certain events – explanations were being given,
a crime was being solved. Was this the end of a previous case before launching
into the main action? Well, Gladys Mitchell always a bit unpredictable, I
thought – soon it would make sense.
What eventually made sense was that the book had
mysteriously opened around 80% of the way through, and I had been reading the
actual denouement. (This is something that has never happened before or since).
I slammed it down in horror, and decided that the only thing to do was force
myself not to think about the book, try not to remember anything that I had read, and give myself a big blank space
(and many other books) before picking it up again.
And I will say that this worked a treat: after three
months, when I tried again, I can say hand on heart that I remembered nothing
of my ill-fated early excursion, and could read it in blissful ignorance –
though still furious with myself for having to wait so long.
[A side-question is this: which books would be wholly spoiled by a few pages near the end, and which could be pushed to the back of the mind? With Gladys everything is weird, so could be memorable, but also it’s not all fitting together like an interlocking jigsaw. I can say that one of the end parts concerns a village girl who may or may not have seen something, and in neither reading did I think this was of any importance.]
Part of what I was looking forward to was finding out why
Printer's Error is apparently rarely reprinted and doesn’t turn up in any of my usual
places, and no old copies around. I assume the answer lies in the major
plotline about the production of a book of anti-Semitic libels, which are being
printed in England by some Germans. The proofs of this book are curiously hard
to track down. There are two German migrants on hand, so it doesn’t take much
to presume that one will be a Nazi and one not, but how will it pan out? There
are some anti-Semitic remarks, but they are plainly meant to be outrageous, and
there is this: ‘we are dealing with the type of mentality which is responsible
for the horrors of concentration camps and so-called ‘purges.’ Ie Nazis.
There is of course a murder – the wife of one of the main
characters – followed by a disappearance which may or may not involve a body,
or rather parts of a body (ears and hand). Splendidly, one of the male
characters has pierced ears (which I feel would have been most unusual) which
can become a feature in identification.
A young solicitor, Bassin, hooks up with Carey, Mrs
Bradley’s nephew, who is wandering the countryside painting inn signs (time off
from his pig-farming, which features in this book Death
Comes at Christmas). They eventually bring Mrs B into play.
There is a lot about a printing press and how it works.
And then – oh my soul – we suddenly hear of a nudist
sanctuary. Mrs Bradley needs to do some psychological research there, obv, though
disappointingly she does not undress, and then Carey is sent in to become a
nudist and do some spying. The joy.
Strangely enough, there has just been a discussion in the
comments on the use of ‘bags’ to mean men’s trousers in this era, particularly
a large loose style. And so we have this:
Carey is greeted by a welcomer on arrival:
“I say, you know. Your bags,
you know,” he said.
“I know. I’ll soon have them
off,” said Carey soothingly.
“No, no. Your baggage. Your
kit. Your suitcase and whatnot. I mean, what?”
“Kit?” said Carey blankly.
“I’ve got my toothbrush and my shaving things. What the devil else should I
want?”
I am happy to say that I have form here, with a post on a
VERY obscure book:
Dress
Down Sunday: Murder Among the Nudists
I have taken two of the pictures from this post – the
second one has been used by me a number of times, it’s surprising how often I
can find a place for it. (details below).
I am by now quite good at finding pictures for my blogposts
(I like to think) but it all came back to me that you need to be very careful
when examining this kind of topic. I will say, I think there are more pictures
available now than when I did the earlier post in 2016.
Carey has a great old time in the nudist sanctuary, while
being supported by Mrs B’s chauffeur George who waits in a car outside the
boundary, ready to collect info and provide cigarettes and beer. I’m not sure
how much Carey learns about the crime, but who would begrudge these scenes…Especially the ones featuring young women.
On the top of all the other joy, and my eternal gratitude
to my Secret Santa, there was another satisfying moment. The poet Philip Larkin was a fan of the Mrs Bradley books
(I think it was he who coined the term ‘The Great Gladys’) and in his writings
on her he says:
One of her novels even ends
with three people buried up to their necks as part of a surrealist exhibition,
their heads shaved and painted purple: the murderer is the one on the right.
I have spent 40 years wondering which book this was, and I
do not think it a spoiler to say that I have finally found it. (And it really
isn’t a spoiler)
The second one is from
the NYPL, and is apparently a satirical illustration poking fun at
women who will wear their furs even when they are wearing little else.
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What a story about that book, Moira! It is amazing how difficult some books are to find; I'm glad you got to read this one. The printing press aspect of the story interests me; I don't know a lot about that process. And of course knowing Gladys Mitchell, there'd have to be some weirdness about the whole thing...
ReplyDeleteYes, it was quite the saga. And funny that people spend most of the story searching for a lost book - which is what I and my Secret Santa were doing. (no murders for us, mind...)
DeleteI keep wondering which of Gladys's books were mutilated/chopped up/printed with chapters in the wrong order. It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of them were. I've looked at several copies of Sunset over Soho and I'm still dubious about whether it is quite what Gladys meant, even it Our Hero is suffering from shell shock and/or concussion all the way through.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't seem to have had prejudices herself, but merely to regard them as absurd and funny. Dame Beatrice herself has an astonishing collection. Like her psychological/psychiatric/psychanalytical guff she - Beatrice AND Gladys! - seems to have made it up as she went along.
According to Robert Graves and Alan Hodge in The Long Weekend, at upmarket nudist camps, the servants were obliged to wear clothes.
- Roger
Now you've put that into my head I will be wondering. I've always assumed it was me not keepig track properly, but if it was a page order problem. Sunset Over Soho is particularly odd - that's got the dressing-gown tracked down from its pattern, and Dunkirk and the nun, right?
DeleteYes, I don't think you'd be in much doubt Gladys was having unrestrained fun writing some of them.
That's hilarious about the servants, though there is always the sneaking thought that it's exactly what Robert Graves might have made up - or at least, 'too good to check'.
I remember a review in the Guardian of a long-gone modern dance performance (ie I didnt see the show, I just read the review). The dancing was mostly performed in the nude, but when it came to the curtain call the performers put clothes on. The Guardian critic was very put out by this and explained at length why this challenged the artistic integrity of the whole show. Peak reviewmanship, and exactly what a Telegraph reader (or Private Eye) would be expecting of the Guardian Dance Critic.
It's interesting to think of the effects of nudity on staff relations: would Jeeves be as impressively omniscient if he were naked? If Bertie were naked, of course, he would need a lot less sartorial advice from Jeeves, and Bertie's aunts would be much less intimidating naked. As for Spode and Honoria Glossop...
DeleteMe above, of course - Roger
DeleteLooking for more about it on the 'net, Sunset over Soho seems to have been noticeably odd, even for Gladys's fans.
According to Wikipedia "A review by Ralph Partridge in the New Statesman noted "Miss Mitchell does her best to represent English surrealism. Sunset over Soho seems to centre round a body in a coffin, which starts its career somewhere up the Thames and eventually comes to earth in an air-raid shelter in Soho, having apparently dropped out of a church. Someone takes part in the evacuation of Dunkirk, and someone else takes a trip to the Canary Islands [doesn't the hero (and the nun (or "nun")) go to both Dunkirk and the Canary Islands? Not on the same voyage, surely?]. No incident is ever explained, and there are plenty of incidents; while Mrs. Bradley lords it over all. This must be the deepest of Miss Mitchell’s constructions, as even her most ardent fans have been unable to fathom its beauties.""
An encounter between Beatrice and the Bloomsbury Group is one of the great absences in EngLit!
Partridge seems to have been a definite- if bemused - Mitchellian: Of Here Comes a Chopper he said "Miss Gladys Mitchell’s style of surrealist detection is too fundamentally established to be criticised. In a misguided way she has a touch of genius."
DeleteIt would be hard to define the Black Shorts if everyone was naked. And I've aways pictured Madeline Bassett's wardrobe very clearly - frilly white dresses etc. Hard to imagine her without clothes.
DeleteI've always (probably most unfairly) dismissed Ralph Partridge as a lightweight, but that's good commentary on Gladys...
I'm not sure there is such a thing as an unbemused Mitchellian.
DeleteSovay
Perhaps Spode could give his followers shoe polish and brushes.
DeleteI only knew of Partridge through the Carrington/Strachey tragicomedy - the opposite of a tragicomedy, in fact begins comic and ends up tragic - and always thought he was the Partridge of dictionaries of slang, but it seems he wasn't.
The Unbemused Mitchellian sounds like a Gladys title. Or else the root of an aphorism: If you're unbemused, you're not reading it properly.
DeleteI went through a phase of reading everything ion that side of the Bloomsbury set, starting with Lytton Strachey, who really was high quality, and through to Frances Partridge's Diaries. She - Ralph's wife - lived to 103. The survivor gets to write the history...
I absolutely loved the Carrington film with Emma Thompson.
What a bizarre thing to happen! And yet how fitting that it should be a GM novel. It reminds me of going to see The Great Gatsby at the cinema a very long ago: they had got two of the reels in the wrong order ... baffling until we realised what had happened. Chrissie
ReplyDeleteOh yes! It happened to me when I saw Kubrick's Barry Lyndon. The manager realized what had happened, stopped the film and came out and explained. He then asked the customers to vote on whether they wanted to continue as was, or go back to the point it had gone wrong. It is a very long film anywyay: I think we all said 'carry on' and were offered free tickets to come and see it again the next night - which I actually did. (The cinema was sparsely populated both nights)
DeleteIt's in my memory because there is a story floating round that recent Booker winner has 'similarities' with Barry Lyndon. I read the book 40 years ago but doubt I would remember enough to spot such items.
The film was impressively beautiful, though, yes, long. My main takeout was that Barry Lyndon's real name is Redmond Barry, which is nice for me.
I never saw the film but I remember some impressions I had from reading reviews. Scenes were filmed with actual candlelight, the cinematography was gorgeous, the costumes and settings were sumptuous, the film was very long and the leading lady was horse-faced! (I thought that last critique was unfair. The actress should be judged on her acting, not her physiognomy.)
DeleteYes, all gorgeous, stunningly beautifully presented. Marisa Berenson? That seems harsh, as well as - as you say - unfair. I always thought she looked incredibly 1970s-ish, even in historical films, but I didn't judge her for that.
DeleteI think she was the grand-daughter of Schiaparelli the highly-blog-approved fashion designer.
All those crazy legs in the top picture!
ReplyDeleteI know! When I used it before I was very impressed that I was able to find a pic that was clerly nudists but also somehow completely unobjectionable.
DeleteI remember when I decided to read Trollope's Phineas Finn and found a volume online. Reading it, I had an experience a little like yours, Moira, a feeling of being in the middle of things and not knowing how we all got there. Turns out this volume was only the second half of the book! When I found Volume 1 things began to make more sense.
ReplyDeleteI can see exactly how that could happen. I had an opposite story: as I keep saying I am 'coming to' The Count of Monte Cristo. The first time I read the full version (as opposed to a much-loved children's book) I borrowed it from the library - right next door to the cinema where I saw Barry Lydon, see above, and read my way through its substantial size, and getting closer to the end and thinking there wasn't any resolution coming. But it was Vol 1 of 2! I had to rush back to the library, where luckily for me no-one else had scooped up vol 2. (The good citizens were probably reading Barry Lyndon)
DeleteThat happened to me too, with one of Mrs Oliphant's books. The book was online so I was able to quickly find vol 2, but I remember getting closer and closer to the end of the first one and wondering how in the world she was going to wrap everything up.--Just think how confusing it would have been if you had picked up vol 2 of CoMC though! The mind boggles!
DeleteYes ! Vol 1 is solve-able. Vol 2 by mistake would be disastrous...
DeleteClearly no point putting this one on the list, which is a shame as it sounds fascinating!
ReplyDeleteThe postcard - do you think campers sent it to their friends and family at home, with an X to mark their own bare legs waving in the air?
Sovay
I LOVE the idea of the postcard! Especially the embarrassment of the home famliy, whose postman, neighbours, apartment building sharers would all see it....
DeleteIs the nudist sanctuary an all-year place or only open in summer? Is a real nudist immune to weather as well as social conventions?
ReplyDeleteSo many questions! The problem is that (like looking for pictures) you have to be very careful about your search terms...
DeleteNow, we Brits all think Scandi people rush round naked from the sauna to the icy lake and back again the whole time - can you possibly comment?
If that ever happened it was before my time.
DeleteI suppose there are Spartan souls in every country (with cold winters) who would do the sauna-lake sprint, but most citizens would avoid it!
DeleteRuining our national stereotypes!
DeleteThe answer to Cary’s question is probably “footwear” – there seems to be general agreement that whatever other apparel one may dispense with, the soles of the feet usually need some protection outdoors.
ReplyDeleteSovay
Very good point. And now I'm remembering Topaz in I Capture the Castle - dancing around on the hilltop, naked except for a pair of wellingtons, so that passing visitors think she has no legs...
DeleteIn Alexander McColl Smith's Expresso Tales a character is invited to a nudist pi nic in Moray Street, one of the most expensive streets in Edinburgh. What with city's puritanical history and challenging weather the very idea makes me want to put more clothes on and tut at the very idea.
ReplyDeletea picnic in Moray Place. Sorry
ReplyDeleteIs that the one where they change into plastic macs in a tent? One of the characters is Pat, I think, and she feels she has to accept the invitation, otherwise she will look prudish.
DeleteSounds very funny - but I'm with you on worrying about the cold
DeleteNothing to do with nudists, but this reminded me of the heyday of "50 Shades of Grey" and the widespread tendency to assume that prudery was the only possible reason not to read it. I didn't bother, simply because my sister-in-law read it and reported that unless your kink was the author's kink, it was deeply dull.
DeleteSovay
I think that book was the moment when I decided to pivot from the need to read everything (obviously not really possible, but I did like to keep up with what was current) to being more selective. Though I think I have said here before that at one point I wondered if I ought to read it so that I could pass comment on it. I thought the author didnt need any of my money, so went to find a copy in a charity shop. I turned with it in my hand, ready to pay, and saw that the volunteer on the till was well-known to me, a highly-respectable pillar of the church,
Deletelovely. I bottled out and bought another book instead. And then I'd missed the moment and never tried again to buy it..
Christine, yes, exactly right, very amusing. Protected against the weather but 'nudist' . And I dread to think about the midges.
ReplyDeleteI think you have to be quite selective about where you do your nudity.
DeleteThe more I consider what GM put into her books, the more sensible and tolerant her employers and the parents of her pupils seem to have been of them (or perhaps they never read them). I could easily imagine a moral panic being started about whether someone who happily wrote about crossdressing, nudism, and premarital sex, as well as her main character having a certain pragmatic morality, was a fit and proper person to teach children in the outraged tones of the Lady Chatterley prosecuting barrister. Somehow, it never seems to have been a problem for her, and her employers did not seem to have regarded as a Jean Brodie character
ReplyDeleteCertainly, Brazen Tongue, her 1940 "phoney war" book, has her faithful chauffeur, George, siphoning petrol from other people's cars with her implicit encouragement.
A very good point! It would be interesting to know more about her life.
DeleteYou would almost expect her to have written under a pseudonym: cue tremendous scandal when the truth is revealed.
I am filling in the gaps in my Mitchell reading, and I find it faintly hilarious that some of them I'm not sure if Ive read them, and I look at the summary on the Stone House site, and there will be this neat description of all kinds of extraordinary events, and I'll be like 'No, not sure if I've read a book with those items in it, just not bringing it to mind...'
When you'd think you woud remember...
There's a GM book where she casually mentions that Mrs Bradley has no objection to killing children for eugenic reasons, and people in her books go round having bastards for no particular reason - not even to do with the plot.
DeleteI wonder whether parents - especially upper-class ones - did know or care much about teachers' foibles in fact. There's Grimes in Decline and Fall and parents seem to have gone through much the same ordeals and happily sent their children off for a rerun. Tom Brown's headmaster is more concerned that Tom doesn't sneak on Flashman than that Tom was nearly killed by his bullying.
More recently, I was reading A.N. Wilson's Confessions (even less exciting than St. Augustine's). I hadn't thought much of Wilson's novels and thought his own life might be more interesting - not much! - but there was a scene where Wilson told his parents that his prep school headmaster had abused him and they began by not believing him and followed up by not being very worried.
i think it's the repeating down the generations that is so depressing. Well, and the violence. There's a novel where a father says the mother shouldn't be worrying about their child's happiness: He says 'All this talk about happiness – happiness is a by-product of doing something in a satisfactory manner. It isn’t the object and and end of existence, as you seem to think.'
DeleteNot something most people would say nowadays.
AN Wilson is an oddity - I tried re-reading a couple of his novels and couldn't be doing with them at all (I think I liked them better years ago). What an awful story.