Vanishing Point by Patricia Wentworth
lists say published 1953, the copyright says 1955
If you
saw this sentence from the book, unadorned:
Hazel Green communicated with Melbury
--you might well think Hazel Green was the heroine, and Melbury perhaps the Assistant Chief Constable. But these are both place names.
There is something surprising about this book: it wasn’t
at all clear what the outcome would be, or what the underlying plot was. Most
unusual in Wentworth. It was also funny and seemed in general rather out of
place in the list, and I enjoyed it very much.
Policeman Frank Abbott made me laugh out loud with his list
of reasons for being in trouble with his Detective Inspector:
Thinking oneself Better than
one’s Superiors, Entertaining a quite False Impression that one’s Opinion had
been Sought or was Desired, through a long list to, last and not by any means
least, the Using of Foreign Words where Plain English ought to be Enough for
Anyone.
Also:
[The constable] had found it
quite impossible to induce [deaf] Mrs Maple to hear his questions.
Constable Denning had taken an
unfair advantage by submitting a set of questions in writing and Mrs Maple’s
defensive action in mislaying her glasses and declaring that she couldn’t read
a word without them was warmly approved.
After this duel, we are told that Mrs Maple ‘wasn’t going to make herself cheap by talking
to constables and such.’
Here's a question: there is this –
She gave herself up to what a
rather startling poet has described as ‘the rapture of the tongue’s prolonged
employ’.
--but I can’t identify this quotation at all, I was looking
forward to finding out who the startling poet is. No luck. Please tell me if
you know.
I cannot see at all why the book is called Vanishing Point.
Let’s move on to the Patent Miss Silver Checklist:
Ridiculous
reason for an engagement/marriage ending, or a couple being forced apart
‘There was an
engagement. Following on the unsubstantiated suspicion that he had been
concerned in the disappearance of a valuable diamond ring, Henry Cunningham
left the country.’ (these characters are always so extreme…)
In another
couple, a sister who is a persistent and perhaps fake invalid may do some
husband-blocking
Coughing
Only seven –
exceptionally low cough-rate. Includes a slight corrective cough and a slight
arresting cough
Unusual
names
None.
Unprecedented.
Ladylike
& other noteworthy occupations
Poor Rosamond
is an unpaid companion to a miserable old aunt, who treats her like a servant
and expects her to be on call at all times – no self-respecting 'girl from the
village' would put up with this.
There is a
mysterious secret research facility nearby, in an old house, The Dalling Grange
experimental station, but it is not clear what goes on in there. But we know
they need a draughtsman, because that is what Nicholas does.
Unusual
words
A phrase I
didn’t know: He became aware of how continually she was on the stretch, waiting
for an imperious bell to summon her.
And another:
She was a
thin person with a poke,
And
It’s high
time all this spoiling and cockering came to an end!
Knitting
Miss Silver
is working on a hood and then leggings for her great-niece Josephine, in a nice
cherry-red shade. I think Josephine was too old for leggings at this time
(almost 6), but here’s a picture of a younger child and some leggings.
At one
point, ‘Miss Silver laid down her knitting for a moment, an occurrence so
unusual as to direct particular attention to what she was about to say.’
Someone else
has been knitting: ‘I made [this jumper] myself, and Nicholas is very rude
about it, but I like the colour – it reminds me of moss.’ It is ‘bright green
wool.’ (picture from Free Vintage Knitting Patterns)
Sociological
detail
She wore dark grey tweeds with
a skirt nearly down to her ankles and a shabby black fur coat. No one could
have taken her for anything except what she was – autocrat and aristocrat to
the tips of her rubbed kid gloves.
---we were discussing in the
comments recently the differences between US and UK class
awareness. This I think sums up the major difference – in the US shabby clothes
just wouldn’t cut it.
Etiquette
The important question of how far you can
go without wearing a hat – tracking a woman’s movements:
‘Any hat?’
‘Oh, no – not to come that little way.’
‘But if she had been going any distance, to Melbury or
anywhere like that, would she have worn one then?’
‘Why, yes, Mr Abbott. She didn’t hold with all this going
about with nothing on your head.’
.
Jewellery
Miss Silver
branches out quite dramatically – none of your usual rubbish bog oak: 'a large mosaic brooch representing an Italian scene – cupolas against a
very bright blue sky. The material, being dark, threw up the vivid colouring of
the brooch in a decidedly pleasing manner.'
--I hoped to
find a picture, but landscape brooches have dull colours, and the bright ones
are flowers. So imagine a cross between the two:
clothes
All the women dressed badly and inadequately, and the heroine Rosamund was so downtrodden – her clothes shabby and not protective, her shoes leaky– well I got tired of it, so that I have rebelled and given her some nice clothes from Vivat Vintage, top, and grey skirt also Vivat Vintage.
Altogether, a particularly good entry in the series.
Posts on Miss Silver do bring fans to the blog: There has been interesting recent discussion on this very book btl on The Brading Collection from eight years ago. I said there that I had this post ready, and was waiting for Christmas to be over - but that also I was putting off the moment because I am very close to having posted on all the Miss Silver books...
It does sound like a good one, Moira, and I do like the wit in it. Whenever I read one of your Wentworth reviews, I look forward to your Miss Silver audit of coughing, knitting, and so on. It's inspired. I especially noticed the unusual words/use of words; the linguist in me finds that fascinating!
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