A Banner for Pegasus by John & Emery Bonett
‘Angela Wingless could act Elizabeth Brentbridge and dozen like her off any stage in the kingdom… And when Elizabeth’s wooden little face needs lifting, Angela Wingless will still be able to command an audience even with the back of her head.’
This is a most enjoyable crime novel to settle into; as far as I can tell, no-one is reprinting this crime-writing couple's 1950s-ish mysteries, but someone really should snap them up.
We are in Steeple Tottering, a small town somewhere in rural England, a place with a pub, tearooms, a local paper, farmers – and traditions and myths. A film company (Pegasus Pictures, hence that really not-very-good title) is descending on the town to make a movie about one of those myths, the story of Petronella and the healing waters.
Well!
I can tell you that if you
wrote down 10 items you would expect in such a book you will not be
disappointed: they will all be there. Our heroine, Hazel, is the most junior of
reporters on the paper, and lives with her Mum and Dad, and enjoys the arrival
of the film company as much as we do. There
is a very nice young art director in their midst…
There is a huge rock poised on a precipice – yes IKR? – and
there are various badly behaved people annoying others. The situation is ripe
for murder. (There is a period where we are meant to wonder if it was a natural
death, but no need to bother with that.)
Hazel, it has to be said, behaves in a spectacularly stupid
manner, in terms of trying to cover up, withholding evidence, believing the
worst of someone else, being ready to lie and even to pretend she was present
at the accident/crime. Even by the standards of female characters of the 1950s,
her decisions are unforgiveable. The Bonetts’ series character, Professor
Mandrake, is on hand to help sort out the plot, though I really have no idea
how he came to his final conclusions. A reader would certainly find it hard to
solve the crime. But that didn’t matter: it was just an enjoyable story.
There’s a local farmer whose sheep are going to appear in the film, and we are party to his negotiations: what he wants is a mention for his sheep in the credits. But he is also bothered that the animals have to be very dirty in one scene, and he wants it made clear that this is not their natural state. He also has a pretty daughter who – yes, tick off number 3 on your list – is going to attract the attention of film-makers, and who will be convinced she has a future in the movies.
There is an excellent leading man:
He had a magnificent torso and wore his shirts deeply unbuttoned. He had reached stardom on the strength of two ‘untamed’ parts and one schizophrenic. Watching him, in action or repose, Steeple Tottering felt it was getting its money’s worth.
Elizabeth went into her speech. But the sound recording men were not happy. There was too much background noise…from a car’s horn.
A car draped and decked with enormous black satin ribbons.
A uniformed chauffeur sprang from the driving seat, dashed round and opened the door which disgorged the epitome of grief, Angela Wingless, white faced, slight, black-veiled from head to foot, frail and stricken – but absolutely determined not to yield one inch of her position as chief mourner in this perfectly built-up scene.
Meanwhile, Hazel’s role as journalist is interesting in some
of the details – though the scene where she can’t find out what happened at the
inquest is ridiculous. In any newsroom you would just ask the person who had
covered it ‘what happened?’, NOT to do so would look odd in the circumstances. I
worry that it means she is not a very good journalist…
There is some discussion of the status of a man’s necktie –
if he had been courting a young lady, outdoors, would the tie be on or off?
Might someone other than himself have put it back on him? Trying to account for
all this gives us a splendid line:
Hazel replied in a lifeless whisper. ‘He was highly exhilarated.’
There is some interesting discussion of lipstick shades. There
are two separate episodes where young women offer and share (and sell)
lipsticks and discuss the best way to wear it.
‘If you don’t mind my saying so, that’s not your colour lipstick at all. What is it?’
‘It’s called Maidenbloom. I bought it because it seemed harmless.’
‘That’s just what it looks. You’re not giving yourself a chance.’ She regarded Hazel through half-shut eyes. ‘Your colour is Caribbean Orchid…Like to try?’
Mercedes plunged into her bag and after a struggled brought out an ornately encrusted gilt case and insisted on Hazel scraping off the Maidenbloom and replacing it with the luscious magenta of the Caribbean Orchid.
Magenta lipstick has form on the blog – see the discussion
of this Patricia Wentworth book The
Dower House Mystery by Patricia Wentworth (clothesinbooks.blogspot.com)
There have been two other books by the Bonetts on the blog –
Dead
Lion and No
Grave for a Lady, both equally enjoyable.
Jonathan Coe book covers exactly this – film-making in the UK in 1950. His book The Rain Before it Falls features the making of a real film, Gone to Earth (based on a Mary Webb book). Blogpost here The Rain Before it Falls by Jonathan Coe (clothesinbooks.blogspot.com)
One of Ngaio Marsh’s grimmer efforts deals with healing
springs too – Dead Water, a book I disliked so much I didn’t blog on it,
no, not even to be rude about it.
Top picture is a still from a dramatic Italian film of roughly the era.
I love that discussion about lipstick, Moira! This does sound like a very enjoyable crime novel - the kind you can slip into when you need that sort of read. I had to chuckle at the boulder and a few other things; they just made me smile. And I continue to wonder how certain authors just seem to disappear and don't get reprinted, even if the books are great.
ReplyDeleteYes Margot, the lipstick scenes are excellent. When it is a couple writing a book like this, one does assume that the female half is responsible for those bits...
DeleteAnd yes, it is always hard to understand why some books are rediscovered and others aren't.
The lipstick discussion reminds me of the scene in Excellent Women where Mildred buys a new lipstick in "Hawaiian Fire". When I was a teenager in the 90s everyone wore Rimmel "Heather Shimmer".
DeleteOh yes! Heather Shimmer. And I think there was a Mary Quant one people liked too, can't remember the name.
DeleteNow I am going to start collecting lipstick quotes! I was joking that I would do a PhD on the role of cafes in GA fiction, but could also do lipstick, knitting or bedjackets. Oh, mourning clothes.
'Feminine signifiers as background indicators in crime fiction' - what do you think?
I thought you were going to do hats or, no, that was an anthology, wasn't it? But why choose? You can do all of them. And should.
DeleteYes, all those, and stockings.
DeleteBirgitta & Susanna: yes! all of them. And also the kind of nighties worn by foreign countesses.
DeleteSteeple Tottering definitely goes on the list of top English Village Name Puns...
ReplyDeleteIt's excellent isn't it?
DeleteIt does sound like fun. On the other hand I am increasingly intolerant of idiotic characters who conceal things for no good reason. Chrissie
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean, particularly when they are women. There would be other ways round the plot planning...
DeleteA Kindle edition is on Amazon under the title "Not in the Script".
ReplyDeleteOh that's very hepful thank you, I had no idea. Much better title.
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